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Are you tired of everyone trying to thrust your way? Are you subjected to an endless barrage of unwanted sticks? Well I have the handy solution for you!
It's StickAvoid! The brand new anti-thrust for you!
It's easy! just take any girthy, massive, erect stick and get yourself ready. If you don't have your own, borrow one from a friend, a very . . . special . . . friend. Just remember ask for consent and wear protection first before engaging in the sticksual activity.
Once you have a stick, grasp it at the end with your hand (make sure that you have the right end). Now you are fully prepared for any rod that comes your way.
The secret is this: when you see a stick coming into your "personal space", just whack it away! Whack it good! Then, the perpetration will be dissuaded from any mindless trusting!
This method is guaranteed to beat any of our competitors right in the butt!
Get StickAvoid today!
Are you tired of everyone trying to thrust your way? Are you subjected to an endless barrage of unwanted sticks? Well I have the handy solution for you!
It's StickAvoid! The brand new anti-thrust for you!
It's easy! just take any girthy, massive, erect stick and get yourself ready. If you don't have your own, borrow one from a friend, a very . . . special . . . friend. Just remember ask for consent and wear protection first before engaging in the sticksual activity.
Once you have a stick, grasp it at the end with your hand (make sure that you have the right end). Now you are fully prepared for any rod that comes your way.
The secret is this: when you see a stick coming into your "personal space", just whack it away! Whack it good! Then, the perpetration will be dissuaded from any mindless trusting!
This method is guaranteed to beat any of our competitors right in the butt!
Get StickAvoid today!
(ask permission from your doctor today)
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